Mystère et boule de poils

"Achoo!" Well, well, for some time now, Jon hasn't stopped sneezing. But what could he be allergic to? Some naysayers say it would be to someone with a magnificent orange and black coat, who loves lasagna and is very, very, very intelligent. In other words: me, Garfield! But that's not possible, how am I going to continue to live it up at home if Jon can no longer stand me?